These aren’t just tits on Jennifer Love Hewitt, they are a force of nature. I’ve dreamed about seeing this chick topless for years now. It doesn’t appear as if that will ever happen though. Unless Hewitt has a meltdown and goes on a whore binge ala Britney Spears. Although, I assume if it hasn’t happened by now, it’s not gonna happen. We can always admire the little bit of boobs that she gives us.

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Woohoo!! It’s about time we got to see Lindsay Lohan nude. I’ve always wanted to see Lohan topless and those tits don’t disappoint. They are truly an amazing spectacle. Now, like the perve that I am, I want more. Spread eagle for us Lindsay? Please? Enjoy these boobs. Over and over again.

Ms. Island Princess Jessica Simpson wasn’t too happy when the paparazzi interrupted her peaceful tropical getaway. We don’t blame her. However, her vein attempt to hide that thick, beefy, booty, and her forget-me-not nipples(that couldnt help but make an appearance as usual) behind a puny palm leaf have us once again questioning her intelligence level. We see you sucking in pretty mama, but unfortunately that’s just not going to be enough in that skimpy little bikini. Maybe if you lube you’re sexy body up, that rescue plane thats been circling over head for the last hour will take it as a make-shift mirror beckon and come whisk you away to a place a little more private. Im sure those rescue workers could use some r&r too, and you have all the assets you need to repay them for their gracious assistance. Sianara!

Daisy Fuentes definitely gets an honorable spot in Fat Celeb’s photo gallery after this fleshy photo shoot!! No one can say this tittylicious beach babe doesn’t get her fruits and veggies….not to mention her steaks and chicken wings! She’s got it goin’ on in all the right departments and sure knows how to flaunt it at that. Lucky for her it seems all that extra protein goes straight to her tits and booty, just like it should! They said Nicole Richie was also lined up to model this bikini line, but after the lunch break, she mysteriously was no where to be found… ‘fess up Daisy! We know how appetizing she must’ve looked standing there like a hot dog on a stick! We wont hold it against you!

This thick celeb has everything anyone could ever ask for in the way of sexual appeal. I mean, who wouldnt want those chunky love thighs wrapped tight around their waist and her voluptuous titties bouncing all over the place as she squirms and moves. That see through bikini top just does it for her, huh? I wonder if thinking about her next body buffing meal is whats making her brown nipples poke out like they are!? Watch out Mary-Kate and Ashley! Cuz Carmen Electra’s gotta keep that bubble booty happy and fed! And with that pouty pucker…ya’ll would be gone in one bite!

I’ve always thought that Uma Thurman was hot shit.  I remember falling head over heels when I saw her in that movie Johnny Be Good way back in the day. Those long legs, perky tits, and cute ass did me in. She has put a little meat on her bones since then but it has only made her sexier. I can’t believe Ethan Hawke was dumb enough to cheat on this goddess. What a moron.

Thora Birch has gigantic boobs. Hello, my name is Captain Obvious. But I mean, really, they’re gigantic. I want to play beach volleyball with these tits. I think they’ve have doubled in size since American Beauty. Hopefully they’re not so lopsided too.

You think Christina Aguilera has big tits here? You should see her boobs now that she is pregnant. Those pictures are coming later. I remember when she was just a scrawny 19 year old teen slut with no tits and no ass. Oh, how the times have changed.